Julie Salgado

I am Julie Salgado and you are not

Nah-nah-nah-ni-nah!

Starlink Nation

Dear Sap,

Yes you!

"Sap" is someone who is close to being a moron.

Sap is someone without the spine to cut a good deal

A SAP is someone who buys CARS new and lets
them depreciate in value by $10,000 within 20 yards of
driving off the dealership car-lot.

But don't be too peaved. I AM a SAP as well.

At times anyway. Who isn't?

Takes one to know one

Why just last week

My 12 year old daughter, who thinks
Like a 28 year old and looks sixteen, who has her Daddy wrapped
right around her finger, made me buy her a new SIDE KICK
phone ----even after I made her swear that she wasn't allowed to
"work" me for at least a year because THREE months ago
she talked me into a new lap-top.

DRATS!!

Poor me.

What a sap I can be

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Lesson # 34 of SOCIOPATH GENIUS
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E-Mail: julie@juliesalgado.com

HERE is a Sam Walton technique YOU can use Julie Salgado.

It will stop you from being a SAP any longer on the internet

WAL-MART is my home away from home.

I am rich.

You're not. Lesson up Poindexter.

You'd be classified as "rich" to if you

** Earned $3,000 to $5,000 per day X's 365
** You knew what I knew
** You had a list of 72,000
** You only slept 6 Hrs a day and worked 18

Leanr this TECHNIQUE

Sam Walton created "Wal-Mart" and most
over achievers don't know this, but ole Uncle Sam
made money UPON Purchase.

I said, he made money UPON PURCHASE

"Huh?"

Walton bought his merchandise for so LOW

That, just like TOYS-r-US

He made $$ upon purchase

It's called don't be the sap

It's called NEVER pay retail

It's called never JOIN a program on-line for the asking price

It's called

Well shit.

Here's an example

Sample Script

The next time some out-cast is about to sell
you her $4,000 program

use this script it will make you $$

WOULD YOU WAKE UP and LISTEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Look

The next time Sally so and so is trying to
make you her Mark and sell you some $4,000 program

Listen

maybe it's a $2,000 program

Wisdom

say this

genius

"I am doing you a favor, you prolly have NOT sold
anything in a while and if you want my TRADE Sally
I will expect you to SHAVE off $1,000 and give me the
$4,000 program for $3,000."

I want to work with Julie Salgado

That's called CUTTING a deal

That's called NOT being a SAP

Julie Salgado + Joe Schroeder = MONEY

That's called big boy super-man Joe Schroeder style
New York City style bargaining

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Call it TONY SOPRANO style Marketing
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Rule #1: You are the OWNER, not the cat selling you

Rule #2: It is you dearest who is dealing the cards

Possession is 9/10th of the law

Translation

YOU have the money SALLY wants

Translation, pay UNDER the asking price

GURU big money Rule # 3: Never pay retail

Get this.

YOU are doing THEM a favor by even considering JOINING

YOU

YOU

YOU have the power

And you wanna know what Buckwheat?

I never

Ever

Ever

Pay FULL retail for my ad-space

Magazine ads

Display ads

Classified ads

I ain't some sorry ass chump

I am [the] illest of the crop and I play WAL-MART

You will and darn-it-all wake up!!!!

NEVER pay through the nose again

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NEVER Get Punked Again
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Never be someone's chump rag again

ETCH THIS

Go grab a tattoo gun

Tattoo this on your fat brain of genius wad of MIND

You are a GOLDEN CHILD

Write this on your forehead

YOU HOLD the cards

Especially freakeen (A) in a recession no less

Some sidewinder from the BRONX called Julie Salgado two
days ago

They called me

He says

"Hey Ms. Woman, I want your entire package."

The mark knows my entire program is $4,016

And he shuffles he words together and pipes

"Will you shave off a GRAND $500 and
gimme the entire enchilada ball-o-wax for $3,500."

Now

?

THINK

What do you suppose I said ?

OF COURSE I did the $3,500

HE saved $500 clams

Look

The next time some tired as internet phoney baloney
tries to hustle you "in" for full-retail

Tell'em "No way Jose I ain't no ones fool."

Play WAL-MART

Make money UPON purchase

You have just experienced Julie Salgado

I am the BIG LEAGUES

And so are you

You just gots to learn how the GAME is played

PS: Money is a game you play with yourself

It's all a head trip.

Between you

Yourself and I am

Xoxoo

Thought you'd appreciate this lesson

I am THE SUN of God

I am THE List Horse

I am JULIE SALGADO

I AM, the Good news merchant and DAUGHTER

Of a capitalist!

All Love

I love Joe Schroeder

God is love

Right back at you

Oh

Call me later

(cell) 1-510-0086

My $97 program CASH FLOW MACHINE

It's $97 + $20 is $117

Call me with your WAL-MART routine

Lets do bidness

But only if you know how to earn UPON purchase

We will role play

Have your CC card in hand

And I'll let you win.

(wink)

Strength and Honor

Ms. Woman

PS: I used to sociopath headline for one reason

87% of all subscribers actually OPEN my e-maikls

why? Because I know how to GET MAIL Open

Double Post-Script: If you can't get your mark
to OPEN the e-mail YOU DUNN GET PAID

Whether I am "sociopath" has not yet been decided.

But I can tell you one thing.

WHATEVER I am

I am no ones fool